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Last Demotivational Poster

MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

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Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!

SECURITY - Sometimes you just gotta be sure

TAGS: lock plastic
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 26, 2011, 9:58 am
Its almost as sure a technogeek wearing a condom. 5L

STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time

TAGS: star wars bible last supper
Rating: 3.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:02 am
My favorite part of the Star Wars universe is the Old Republic era. The rest of it was cool, but the Old Republic era was kickass. It was dark, gritty, violent, and yet intelligent.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm
Improving? Just because the die-hard fans are involuntarily abstinent?
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 10:31 am
Well...Darth Vader betrayed the Jedies.
aesop's folly - December 22, 2009, 10:21 am
who's judas?


TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am
I like the direction you took with this. =)

BOTOX - No one ever think's what it will look like as you get older

TAGS: botox plastic surgery old
Rating: 2.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:37 am
"Where is it? . . . . . The rocket?"
MotiMake - November 29, 2011, 12:23 pm
So it's "think's" now is it? What happened to our language these days?
motifake - June 22, 2010, 11:17 am

I think the surgeon used an ugly tree branch as a surgery instrument
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:31 am
Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
lol moti...
motifake - June 21, 2010, 4:27 pm

My god, kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

FREEDOM - Belongs to those who have nothing.

TAGS: total freedom can s last long
Rating: 5/5

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CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Agreed. The more you have the more you want to take with you.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:55 pm


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L

LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.

TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.88/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper

CHICKS LIKE THIS - ...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left.

TAGS: plastic surgery women
Rating: 4.44/5

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observingthisplanet - January 7, 2014, 4:43 pm
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
twill1962 - September 1, 2012, 11:09 am
It's Barbie! Where's Ken?
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 4:56 pm
Kill it with fire...
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
Dear god! I.. I think it's feral!
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:59 pm
What the heck!!! ogly lips men!!
Krissie - January 8, 2012, 10:19 pm
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:46 pm
We Are The Borg !
vulture - January 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
My first thought - "Is it alive...?"
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:50 am
lol... is this a woman?

FINALLY... - I can log off now

TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am


TAGS: the dimmer the bulb the longer it lasts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Sean - October 9, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks for that, Xazax, but I now think the tags would have been a better text for the poster.
Xazax - October 9, 2009, 1:42 pm
Very Clever.


TAGS: last words
Rating: 4.65/5

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GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.

TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy sh**gun up*****
Rating: 4.19/5

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suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's

ON CONTRARY - To Popular Belief, God's Last Name is Not "Damn It"

HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.

TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - December 1, 2009, 7:23 pm
I agree, if they would find the joy bacon can bring they'd be a less angry crowd.
Zed - December 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
More bacon, less hummus.
stenusmc - December 1, 2009, 7:03 pm
Hamas needs to eat more bacon.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 2:14 am
What happen to the homes of the Fatah members that where executed by Hamas? Just wondering
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I dunno, believe it or not, some of your thoughts are valid, I just wish you were a little, a tad bit, open minded. Oh, and i troll your posts, and others, hoping to find common ground, again, believe it or not.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am
Yes, and so have the Palestinians. Yet Israel says, Lets make Peace and then kicks out 500 families from homes theyve lived in for the last 50 years, throwing them and their belongings into the street to move in Jewish families. Look, listen, learn.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
BTW, what is your method for trolling all my posters? Are you trying to comment on all of them or have you found favorites? Have you found my early stuff listed as MADMSG, yet? Just wondering.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:01 am
I disagree. Israel has attempted to create peace multiple times and upheld cease-fires until attacked. They retaliate to terrorist attacks. They also attempt to minimize innocent casualties but it's hard when the terrorists hide among women and children.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Israel is just as big of a terrorist organization as Hamas. Im not anti-semetic at all, but both sides are equally guilty in this fight.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
When did it become bad to be a member of United Fence Builder's - Local 765?
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:23 pm
Hands down a 5.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:36 am
It's the thought that counts.
ThePirate - March 29, 2009, 12:35 am
5... tried to give it another 5.. denied

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.

TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a b****.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


TAGS: last women irony true
Rating: 4.93/5

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dizzie107c - May 16, 2012, 12:25 pm
lol thats to funny. cuz will smith didnt get none when he found that chicc.
MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:11 am
Too true...poor 5L.O.B.

LAST RESORT - when all else fails

TAGS: crap bar last resort
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:36 pm
I lol'd...nice!

THE 80S -

TAGS: decade eighties graffiti ghettoblaster boombox
Rating: 4.88/5

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440wakeup - May 20, 2011, 6:55 am
Get on youtube watch some of the commercials for crap for the 70's. It's likw we were living in the middle ages, And remember we had already put a man on the moon. all the commercials look like they're filmed at a swingers convention or nudist colony.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
I liked the 80's, hell, I was the 80's.


TAGS: gangster fail plastic british
Rating: 3.56/5

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 9:03 pm
Yeah but in his case the h***er killed him.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
Heh, the paint guns,$200 and a wife beater shirt...somebody was playing Grand Theft Auto.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
LOL... more than likely, it's sobriety. It's like my fingers are fighting the keyboard.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
That chilly weather must be affecting your motor skills.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:09 pm
Spelling, anyone? What the hell?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
YOu clearly don't feel the vibe he's puttin' out... painball guns and a fistgul of Comicon tickets, yo... patrollin' his turf between H&M and the food court!
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:07 pm
Canadian actually. Also, pics of douche bags like this are always fun to see.

MMMM... - Plasticky

LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?

CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)

TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!

Famous Last Words -

TAGS: famous last words fur hat
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 5:17 pm
Thanks :))
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:57 pm
I always liked that pic. Good rendition.


TAGS: atomic blast
Rating: 4.64/5

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Neener - October 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
This one is going to favs



TAGS: altercation wife last word mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am

Wife having last word implies that she, at some point, stops talking. 5Ls anyways
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:29 pm
I got the final word once. Nothing trumps "divorce!" Full custody for me, no visitation rights for you.
mariand - April 8, 2013, 12:34 pm
lol...thanks ;)
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:26 pm
as a husband, I confirm officially. 5

COMPLAINING - Yes I understand you're upset Sir... please lower your voice I'll be right with you

TAGS: my last nerve
Rating: 4.45/5

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maoworks2 - March 10, 2012, 9:23 am

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in h** sunbathing chicks' back yards.

REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?

TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am

I KNOW - it won't be Taco Bell

TAGS: last meal
Rating: 4.12/5

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steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 1:05 pm
Fava beans and a nice Chianti...
erpiv1 - April 28, 2012, 12:55 pm
A peanut b***er samich...I'm allergic to peanut b***er...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2012, 5:08 pm
Airman - April 27, 2012, 4:14 pm
my mother in laws Tuna Surprise Casserole. then you welcome death
Chrysophase2003 - April 27, 2012, 4:00 pm
Something that takes about 30 years to prepare.
TWOEDGE - April 26, 2012, 1:48 pm
eat a life saver ;)


TAGS: love doesnt last walk away
Rating: 3.7/5

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rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:44 pm



TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon

PLASTIC SURGERY - A career choice requiring thoughtful consideration and skill. Because your mistakes WILL come back to haunt you.

THE ENDING TO LOST - That's my reaction too.

She got her looks from her father. -


TAGS: last redwood consumerism sarcasm humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 15, 2016, 4:38 am
an UP yours, Did you know all the plants in Tomorrowland are edible


FATHER/SON BONDING - now leaving the flatulence stage

TAGS: may be the last step
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - April 27, 2010, 9:06 pm
Folk psychology at its finest. Truly insightful. 5 feline (a.k.a. lionine) fluffles for thee.


TAGS: his last win
Rating: 4.55/5

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HammerofHeeb - February 4, 2011, 10:29 am
No. Babe the Pig. That'll do pig. That'll do.
Airman - January 6, 2011, 2:33 pm
Babe? like in Babe Ruth?
HammerofHeeb - January 6, 2011, 2:10 pm
Great way to paraphrase, "Babe." No, really, I wasn't being a sarcastic douche.
shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:26 pm
great pic man
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
That'll do fish, that'll do.


TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cou***"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cou***...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5

FREE AT LAST CAKE - The Only Known Antidote For Wedding Cake Available By Prescription from Your Lawyer


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and ***k Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am

awesome fors

Dignity -

TAGS: dignity plastic shoes leaking holes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:05 pm
'Cause its funny! ^!
JesusWept - May 4, 2016, 1:23 pm
Oh! Umm...eh...i'm sure you look absolutely dashing in them!! (Crap! Why did i make this one??)
MissPriss - May 3, 2016, 3:11 pm
What are you trying to say...I wear flippies!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:48 am
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
Fantastic, UP yours

Plastic Surgery -

TAGS: meg ryan plastic surgery
Rating: 5/5

IN THE RACE - Nice guys always finish last. But so do the girls who are emotionally crippled and are just looking to be comforted


TAGS: last thought
Rating: 4.7/5

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gas - July 21, 2011, 4:38 am
thanks :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:45 pm
5 fresh pairs.



THE JOKER - He has a twin sister

Male or Female -

TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L

CATASTROPHIC FAILURE - David Blaine's last stunt didn't work out quite as planned ...

Little Secrets -

Famous Last Words -


TAGS: bin ladens last words
Rating: 4.64/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 7, 2011, 8:39 pm
Most excellent!


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5

Three men in a bar -

TAGS: last call
Rating: 4.59/5

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GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:43 pm
Heh, my bomber’s back. Wonder what took so long. I was starting to become concerned.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:20 pm
Thanks guys. That’s the end of these for awhile…….you’re welcome
BobbEdwards - July 21, 2013, 12:14 pm
rerun - July 21, 2013, 9:11 am

A win is a win, this is n absolute win.
Greeny - July 21, 2013, 8:34 am
Lordy - lol

I would think -

SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered

TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.

INSECURITY - Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence

TAGS: tomorrow mught be your last
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sho - July 22, 2011, 2:14 pm
Aah typo in the tags. d***it >=|


TAGS: suicide assignment cinderella donna summer and texas are saving that last dance for you
Rating: 3.85/5

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BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:03 pm
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* Oh yea! It's just deserts...after your last meal!




TAGS: last resort wtfo ass
Rating: 3.24/5

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DreMagnum - February 19, 2010, 4:52 pm
Really Ron? Really?
WTFO2 - September 24, 2009, 12:18 am
BOHICA, re-read my entire comment. I think you might have missed some of my message, bud.
BOHICA - September 24, 2009, 12:03 am
Its fun to be jaded! I get to insult people and my sarcasms will be better received because they're expected.
WTFO2 - September 23, 2009, 11:57 pm
She'll have to be the one to tell us if it's deep or not. Jaded? Ouch!
BOHICA - September 23, 2009, 11:55 pm
BOHICA..."Bend Over, Here It Comes Again." I like it; it makes me sound so jaded and deep.
WTFO2 - September 23, 2009, 11:05 pm
That's right, I'm the leader of the banned (or band) I forget which one.
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 11:03 pm
That, and You in an band...BANNED!
WTFO2 - September 23, 2009, 11:03 pm
Hey Bart. You were looking for a possible acronym for your name. While there's nothing wrong with Bart, I like the phrase BOHICA.
WTFO2 - September 23, 2009, 11:01 pm
You forgot telling the truth about an attacker...BANNED.
RON - September 23, 2009, 10:44 pm
the hairy one...new rules on MotiFake...your back hairy...BANNED...you a Conservative...BANNED...lol...you type fast...BANNED...smart...BANNED (whoa....there goes Sean too...lol)...You Left Handed...BANNED...you under 40...BANNED...rules are rules...lol
Bartimaeus - September 23, 2009, 10:17 pm
Which one is W?
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:41 am
Ron, well done as usual. Caught me off guard with this one. 5 hairy-backed lions.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:39 am
Not that old.
... - September 9, 2009, 12:35 am
isn't he too old?

ISLAM - It doesn't have a leg to stand on

REGAL TURTLE - No, he does not know Kung-fu. Stop asking.

TAGS: slow steady turtle last place race
Rating: 4.9/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thanks ^_^
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 10:35 pm


TAGS: tropical getaway stress relief last
Rating: 4.5/5

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guyfox - March 9, 2011, 5:10 pm
isn't he supposed to put the whale in the ocean.......?
agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:25 am

ON NEW YEAR'S DAY - I woke up in the backstreets of Bombay. Which is weird, because last night I was in Melbourne.


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!

DAVE'S INSANITY SAUCE - Yeah, it feel like that goin' down.

TAGS: h** sauce dave insanity atomic blast navy
Rating: 3.35/5

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btuis - February 15, 2010, 8:03 pm
grammar fail
me4891 - December 9, 2009, 6:15 pm
Yes it did, just not in black and white, much more red involved, mostly in my vision


LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway

TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

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Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.



dear westboro untied church -

TAGS: isis robin willians haters adam hills the last leg
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Raising the bar as always...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:05 pm
LOL! Very good! L L L L L


TAGS: remember the people in hungary the end is near fornicate like it s the last time have a drink tomorrow is a new day
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:56 am

5L's dude...and waiting for the spelling nazi's.
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:56 pm
That chemical spill is bad
rerun - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm

Just be glad we aren't in Hungary.
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I'm sad now. Thanks a lot Rerun. 5 tearful poodles


7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.

TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.

Leap Of Faith -

paper or plastic? -

Sometimes -

TAGS: bukowski behemoth beerblast bloated bladder
Rating: 5/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:53 am
Actually, that's pretty funny, considering the original name proposed was "Aluminum"...by Sir Humphry Davy, an Englishman no less. Ironic that the American concession to the original British spelling is actually frowned upon by the British. ;)~
Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:27 am
Look!! The lost aluminium stock pile. (And the aluminium is spelt correctly I’m English!)

Good News, Everyone! -

Last Poke -


TAGS: hour wound soldier last kill
Rating: 4.95/5

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Greybeard - February 5, 2013, 7:32 am
Simply Awesome.
Rick69 - February 4, 2013, 7:13 pm
Only the best is what I produce... Amongst most of my crap... (This was worth it).
Rick69 - February 4, 2013, 7:13 pm
Only the best is what I produce... Amongst most of my crap...
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
You may not do them often...but each time it's 5L material Slick!
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 6:57 pm
You may not do them often...but each time it's 5L material Slick!

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TAGS: plastic
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:28 am
Ugh, her again! Now I'm going to be sick for the rest of the day.
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:24 pm
Bet she complains that there are no real men left, too.

The Last choice -

TAGS: last choice always yours
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:02 am
Get the lawyer! Get the lawyer!
5150monkeylove - July 3, 2013, 12:52 am
Oh and IMF on this one
5150monkeylove - July 3, 2013, 12:51 am
Very nice. 5Life choices.

Famous Last Words -

TAGS: famous last words fat
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:45 pm
No...if a woman asks that she is just testing her man to seen if he is stupid enough to agree.
CloudchaserS - February 11, 2014, 5:39 am
If a woman asks that, she is fat and knows it, but is in denial and really only wants to hear reassurance that she's not fat.

Gas? -

TAGS: famous last words gas leak
Rating: 4.71/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 4:15 am
And your eyes will turn blue!(blew)
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 5:52 pm
True that. ~ A year ago a realtor I deal with smelled gas and switched on the lights - KABOOM !



TAGS: lasted for about half of a cave
Rating: 4.64/5

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R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:28 am
I lol'd! I like the j******t poster on the far left, and the LOLCATS one on the right! Good stuff! And I see CUbby's a Centered, as they should be! 5 Sabertooth-Lions
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:21 am
oh, 5L. ;)
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:20 am
You did it wrong... there should have been something about ****ting prehistoric bricks, too.

The foundation -

TAGS: heart broken relationships built to last
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - January 17, 2014, 1:01 pm

SOMETIMES BEFORE AND AFTER DON'T MATTER - Plastic Surgery Can't Work Miracles Once a Douchebag, Always A Douchebag

TAGS: kardashian douchebag miracles plastic surgery
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2014, 2:31 am
Amen, brother!

Famous Last Words -

HELL - Is what you make it.

I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.

TAGS: to eat like this is to eat like a god indeed this was dinner night before last and i was blessed indeed
Rating: 4.43/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
no such thing as too much spam.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:39 am
spamity spam! Wonderful spam!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
Fried Spam?.......Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam..........
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 10:38 pm
That's one killer Loco/Saimin combo..5/5